If and when I die (hopefully not too soon cos there are a lot of things I've yet to do)
- I want to be cremated. I don't want to decay in the ground. The ashes could be scattered in the sea. Which is really kinda cliche but I likey.
- No wailing singers like the one at my grandmother's funeral. I would jump out of my coffin and chase her off. RnB please! Or at least Collin Raye.
- I want loads and loads of flowers. No chrysanthemums though. They're only good for making chrysanthemum tea. Sunflowers are good. :)
- Please shut the lid of the coffin. I don't want people to look at my pale lifeless face.
- I want a pretty white coffin.
- Don't burn the paper LV bags that are everywhere. LV is overrated. Maybe Dolce and Gabbana. Or Cavalli. :)))
- I don't really want to lie at a void deck or out in the open for days where roaches can lay their grubby feelers on me.
- People should wear nice clothes to the funeral. No baggy white T-shirts and even baggier blue cotton pants which are the norm for Chinese funerals.
- There will be chocolates instead of melon seeds and peanuts on the tables because chocolates make people happy.
- Stray cats are quite welcomed.
Dayum. I think fyp/the lack of sleep is really getting to me.
